Grand Master – Pubic Affairs Runs the SDNH3 opening & closing circles and various administrative duties. Usually gets blamed for anything that goes wrong…
Religious Advisor - Granny Foreskin The RA is in charge of Circle, blessing the Hash, Hares and Beer & settling disputes over tradition. Considered responsible for the weather.
Hash Cash – Pubic Affairs Collects hash cash & keeps records of trail attendance for purpose of awards.
Hash Flash – Hares & P.A. Takes photos to chronicle the events and misdeeds of the kennel
Hash Scribe - Open! Chronicle the events and misdeeds of the kennel - for those who didn't make it ....or just plain don't remember & want to relive it!
Haberdasher – Pubic Affairs Designs & sells t-shirts, vessels, mementos, etc. to promote our fine group.
Beer Meister – Smooth Sticks Unquestionably the most critical role: supplying each hash with sufficient **cold beer & snacks*** &, if the´re money left over, soda & water.
Trail Master – TastetheTrUker Ensures that hares are lined up to set a new trail for each hash and & Hare Raiser that the start location is published in advance of the big day.
Song Meister - Boyz Conexion? Responsible for supplying circle with the right song at a moments notice.
Happy Hour - Stained Shorts Selects a fitting place to socialize with fellow hashers on non-hash weeks.
Web Master - Mommy I´m cumming! Our PR guy...
Grandmaster Emeritus - Chris "Semen on the Pew" Church Gay Gandalf & Guacamole Bay
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GrandMaster, Hash Flash & Haberdasher - PubicAffairs
Beer Meister - Smooth Stick & Trail master & Hare Raiser - Taste the TrUker
Song Meister - Boyz Connexión
